important RV fIFTH wHEEL AND tRAVEL TRAILER DIRECTIONS

INTRODUCTORY NOTE

TRUST ME

We want you have a comfortable travel experience getting here.

So we have built a dedicated RV entrance for you.

DO NOT put our address into your GPS.  

Our address is where we get our mail and is our private driveway

IT IS NOT THE RV ENTRANCE 

If you enter our address into your GPS it will bring you to our driveway, not the RV entrance.  

Our driveway is not suitable for RV's.  

It is canopied with low branches, 

it has a narrow pavement, 

and has no place to turn around.  

Our driveway is NOT the RV entrance. 

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OCTOBER 2021 UPDATE

For some reason guests are not reading the special "Call Me" instructions sent via text message.  

Please, for our sake, since we are very busy, remember to call TWICE enroute:

FIRST CALL: When you are about an hour away from arrival

SECOND CALL: When you take exit 57 from I-71

OR if on another route, when you are about 15 minutes away

We are often an hour from the farm and need these calls in order to

get back to the farm and greet you 

and see that you get to your correct spot.

THANK YOU

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THE DIRECTIONS TO THE RV ENTRANCE

ARE UPDATED CONSTANTLY 

TO REFLECT THE SUGGESTIONS 

OF THE HUNDREDS OF OTHERS 

WHO HAVE VISITED AHEAD OF YOU

TRUST ME, TRUST THEM

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WHY NOT JUST USE OUR GPS UNTIL WE GET CLOSER?

Recently some guests have tried this.  They ended up taking an interstate exit which put them on dangerous roads.

  For your safety, please take the routes in our written directions.

Your GPS is a computer.  It does not consider human factors.  It will  route you the quickest way which may include steep grades, winding roads, narrow pavement, blind turns and low or no shoulders.  

We have eliminated all of that for you in the directions linked below.

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So, relax and enjoy your trip.  

If you use THE SPECIFIC DIRECTIONS BELOW I promise it will be smooth sailing.

BUT A FEW REMINDERS BEFORE WE BEGIN

1.    Please remember that we request TWO phone calls en route

a.   The first call (NOT A TEXT PLEASE) when you are an hour out

b. The second call when you exit the freeway OR are about 15 minutes away

2.   And please be sure to read the text messages we sent.

WARNING!!!!

DO NOT TURN INTO OUR DRIVEWAY

IF YOU SEE A MAILBOX

THAT IS OUR DRIVEWAY 

NO MATTER WHAT YOUR EYES, 

THE SIGNS, 

OR YOUR GPS TELLS YOU

DO NOT TURN AT A MAILBOX!

USE THE DIRECTIONS WHICH YOU WILL FIND IMMEDIATELY BELOW

•  IF YOU ARE COMING FROM THE NORTH (From Cincinnati/Northern Kentucky) AND ARE Heading South On I-75/71 THEN CLICK HERE FOR YOUR DIRECTIONS

• IF YOU ARE COMING FROM THE SOUTH (From Louisville Heading North On I-71) THEN CLICK HERE FOR YOUR DIRECTIONS:  

• IF YOU ARE COMING FROM THE ARK ENCOUNTER, CLICK HERE FOR YOUR DIRECTIONS

• IF YOU ARE COMING FROM LEXINGTON KENTUCKY, FRANKFORT KENTUCKY OR TRAVELING FROM THE SOUTH USING US 127 , THEN CLICK HERE FOR YOUR DIRECTIONS.

It's so common we need to warn you.  People get used to their GPS.  They are confident in their navigation skills.  And old curmudgeons like me, particularly when road weary, don't like to be told what to do.  I completely understand.  But those guests who ignore our warnings, don't appreciate how hard we work to make sure you don't have a bad experience.  And when they have a bad experience as a result, it is usually a very bad experience involving tow trucks, 

Steep grades, blind curves, low shoulders, narrow lanes.

If you are on I-71 this is the best route.

We cannot emphasize this enough.  If you are not paying attention to the warnings below and you turn down our driveway, you will be stuck.  Low branches, narrow pavement, no turn around.  Just look at the photos if you need a visual.